Ron
My name is Ron.
Ron Holman.
Or, Do-wrong Ron,
because I have this habit:
I do the wrong thing at the wrong time.
Or the right thing at the wrong time?
Or the wrong thing at the right time?
My best friend is my bedroom.
Me and my desk.
Me and my bed.
Me and my clothes all shoved in the wrong drawers.
Me and my soccer figures,
lying on their sides
like they’ve just played a really hard game -
which reminds me of last season.
Oh dear.
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